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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes

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Princess Peach for the win bitches

My dad says he want a rematch

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Some people never learn

(Source: technicallywonderwoman)

goth1989:

wes anderson is like quentin tarantinos weird younger brother who sits in his room playing records and gets mad when quentin hides his library card 

(Source: alphalewolf)

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

lifeonvega:

50shadesofwhy:

thewinterwidow:

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

Reblogging again because her ff.net profile still exists, though it doesn’t have anything on it.

For those not in the know!

For those of you who are curious about reading Fifty Shades because of the movie, don’t bother. Just read this; it’s the same damn thing. (According to this article, putting both texts into Turnitin comes back as being 89% similar!)

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

sageoftenpaths:


B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

(Source: fadedtimes)

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

sitting in silence with your best friend is actually really nice because youre together and youre just happy to be together even if the both of you are just scrolling through tumblr and twitter because you occasionally point something else to the other person and laugh and maybe talk but youre just comfortable and together and thats enough

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