Actual five year olds.
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
I’ve finally finished it and all I want is to cry tears of joy and I juST WANT MORE
Harry Styles cruises through Beverly Hills on his motorcycle, - April 17th, 2014
And this is the moment where I just put my phone down, roll over, put my head in my hands, and sigh loudly because THIS FANFIC JUST GETS ME.